Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The beer-cooled computer does not harm \ | the ozone layer. | | | | -- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike | | | | [If I can read my notes from the Ask | | Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I | | | | believe he added that the beer-cooled | | computer uses "Forget Only | | | \ Memory". Ed.] / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;