Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / You're too beautiful to ignore. Too \ | much woman. | | | | -- Kirk to Yeoman Rand, "The Enemy | \ Within", stardate unknown / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;