Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Real Programmers don't write in \ | FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress | | freaks and crystallography weenies. | | FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear | \ white socks. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;