Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / 99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 \ | blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and | | dump it again: 100 blocks of crud on | | the disk! | | | | 100 blocks of crud on the disk, 100 | | blocks of crud! You patch a bug, and | | dump it again: 101 blocks of crud on | \ the disk! ... / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;