Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ /whats wrong with rjing? \ | it's lame :P | | it should NOT be | | possible shoving a | | grenade up your ass and using it as | | rocket | | | | propelant shouldn't be a viable | \ technique :P / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;