Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Life is full of concepts that are \ | poorly defined. In fact, there are very | | few concepts that aren't. It's hard to | | think of any in non-technical fields. | | | \ -- Daniel Kimberg / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;