Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs \ | salesman is lying? A: When his lips | \ move. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;