Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "In Christianity neither morality nor \ | religion come into contact with reality | | at any point." | | | \ -- Friedrich Nietzsche / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;