Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "Sure, I turned down a drink once. | \ Didn't understand the question." / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;