Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The prettiest women are almost always \ | the most boring, and that is why some | | people feel there is no God. | | | \ -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;