Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The search for the perfect martini is a \ | fraud. The perfect martini is a belt of | | gin from the bottle; anything else is | | the decadent trappings of civilization. | | | \ -- T.K. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;