Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator \ | George Aiken of Vermount noted in | | January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for | | doves or hawks. I think we need more | | owls." | | | \ -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wits" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;