Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / At about 2500 A.D., humankind discovers \ | a computer problem that *must* be | | solved. The only difficulty is that the | | problem is NP complete and will take | | thousands of years even with the latest | | optical biologic technology available. | | The best computer scientists sit down | | to think up some solution. In great | | dismay, one of the C.S. people tells | | her husband about it. There is only one | | solution, he says. Remember physics | | 103, Modern Physics, general relativity | | and all. She replies, "What does that | | have to do with solving a computer | | problem?" | | | | "Remember the twin paradox?" | | | | After a few minutes, she says, "I could | | put the computer on a very fast machine | | and the computer would have just a few | | minutes to calculate but that is the | | exact opposite of what we want... Of | | course! Leave the computer here, and | | accelerate the earth!" | | | | The problem was so important that they | | did exactly that. When the earth came | | back, they were presented with the | | answer: | | | \ IEH032 Error in JOB Control Card. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;