Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "This is a job for BOB VIOLENCE and \ | SCUM, the INCREDIBLY STUPID MUTANT | | DOG." | | | \ -- Bob Violence / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;