Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / If you teach your children to like \ | computers and to know how to gamble | | then they'll always be interested in | | something and won't come to no real | \ harm. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;