Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Goda's Truism: \ | | | By the time you get to the point where | | you can make ends meet, | | | \ somebody moves the ends. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;