Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I'm glad we don't have to play in the \ | shade. | | | | -- Golfer Bobby Jones on being told | | that it was 105 degrees | | | \ in the shade. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;