Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Our OS who art in CPU, UNIX be thy \ | name. | | | | Thy programs run, thy syscalls done, | | | \ In kernel as it is in user! / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;