Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / They took some of the Van Goghs, most \ \ of the jewels, and all of the Chivas! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;