Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / O love, could thou and I with fate \ | conspire To grasp this sorry scheme of | | things entire, Might we not smash it to | | bits And mould it closer to our hearts' | | desire? | | | \ -- Omar Khayyam, tr. FitzGerald / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;