Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The problem that we thought was a \ | problem was, indeed, a problem, but not | | the problem we thought was the problem. | | | \ -- Mike Smith / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;