Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / People seem to enjoy things more when \ | they know a lot of other people have | | been left out on the pleasure. | | | \ -- Russell Baker / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;