Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I never put on a pair of shoes until \ | I've worn them five years. | | | \ -- Samuel Goldwyn / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;