Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I love being married. It's so great to \ | find that one special person you want | | to annoy for the rest of your life. | | | \ -- Rita Rudner / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;