Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / All seems condemned in the long run to \ | approximate a state akin to Gaussian | | noise. | | | \ -- James Martin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;