Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Love is a snowmobile racing across the \ | tundra and then suddenly it flips | | | | over, pinning you underneath. At night, | | the ice weasels come." | | | \ -- Matt Groening / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;