Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / I don't have any solution but I \ | certainly admire the problem. | | | \ -- Ashleigh Brilliant / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;