Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The only difference in the game of love \ | over the last few thousand years is | | that they've changed trumps from clubs | | to diamonds. | | | \ -- The Indianapolis Star / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;