Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Beneath this stone lies Murphy, They \ | buried him today, He lived the life of | \ Riley, While Riley was away. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;