Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in \ | 1912 provided that "The carrying of | | concealed weapons is forbidden, unless | \ same are exhibited to public view." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;