Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm sorry if the following sounds \ | combative and excessively personal, but | \ that's my general style. -- Ian Jackson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;