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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ The Least Successful Defrosting Device  \
|                                         |
| The all-time record here is held by Mr. |
| Peter Rowlands of Lancaster whose lips  |
| became frozen to his lock in 1979 while |
| blowing warm air on it.                 |
|                                         |
| "I got down on my knees to breathe into |
| the lock. Somehow my lips got stuck     |
| fast."                                  |
|                                         |
| While he was in the posture, an old     |
| lady passed an inquired if he was all   |
| right. "Alra? Igmmlptk", he replied at  |
| which point she ran away.               |
|                                         |
| "I tried to tell her what had happened, |
| but it came out sort of... muffled,"    |
| explained Mr. Rowlands, a pottery       |
| designer.                               |
|                                         |
| He was trapped for twenty minutes ("I   |
| felt a bit foolish") until constant hot |
| breathing brought freedom. He was       |
| subsequently nicknamed "Hot Lips".      |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic    |
\ Failures"                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;