Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Least Successful Defrosting Device \ | | | The all-time record here is held by Mr. | | Peter Rowlands of Lancaster whose lips | | became frozen to his lock in 1979 while | | blowing warm air on it. | | | | "I got down on my knees to breathe into | | the lock. Somehow my lips got stuck | | fast." | | | | While he was in the posture, an old | | lady passed an inquired if he was all | | right. "Alra? Igmmlptk", he replied at | | which point she ran away. | | | | "I tried to tell her what had happened, | | but it came out sort of... muffled," | | explained Mr. Rowlands, a pottery | | designer. | | | | He was trapped for twenty minutes ("I | | felt a bit foolish") until constant hot | | breathing brought freedom. He was | | subsequently nicknamed "Hot Lips". | | | | -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic | \ Failures" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;