Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Those who profess to favor freedom, and \ | yet deprecate agitation, are men who | | want rain without thunder and | | lightning. They want the ocean without | | the roar of its many waters. | | | \ -- Frederick Douglass / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;