Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm N-ary the tree, I am, N-ary the \ | tree, I am, I am. I'm getting traversed | | by the parser next door, She's | | traversed me seven times before. And | | ev'ry time it was an N-ary (N-ary!) | | Never wouldn't ever do a binary. (No | | sir!) I'm 'er eighth tree that was | | N-ary. N-ary the tree I am, I am, N-ary | | the tree I am. | | | \ -- Stolen from Herman's Hermits / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;