Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Economists state their GNP growth \ | projections to the nearest tenth of a | | percentage point to prove they have a | | sense of humor. | | | \ -- Edgar R. Fiedler / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;