Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once again dread deed is done. Canon \ | sleeps, his all-knowing eye shaded to | | human chance and circumstance. Peace | | reigns anew o'er Pine Valley, but | | Canon's sleep is troubled. | | | | Beware, scant days past the Ides of | | July. Impatient hands wait eagerly to | | grasp, to hold scant moments of time | | wrested from life in the full glory of | | Canon's power; held captive by his | | unblinking eye. | | | | Three golden orbs stand watch; one each | | to toll the day, hour, minute until | | predestiny decrees his reawakening. | | When that feared moment arives, "Ask | | not for whom the bell tolls, It tolls | | for thee." | | | | -- "I extended the loan on your Camera, | | at the Pine | | | \ Valley Pawn Shop today" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;