Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Shuttle is now going five times the \ | sound of speed. | | | | -- Dan Rather, first landing of | \ Columbia / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;