Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I can see him a'comin' With his big \ | boots on, With his big thumb out, He | | wants to get me. He wants to hurt me. | | He wants to bring me down. But some | | time later, When I feel a little | | straighter, I'll come across a stranger | | Who'll remind me of the danger, And | | then.... I'll run him over. Pretty | | smart on my part! To find my way... In | | the dark! | | | \ -- Phil Ochs / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;