Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / We don't claim Interactive EasyFlow is \ | good for anything -- if you think it | | is, great, but it's up to you to | | decide. If Interactive EasyFlow doesn't | | work: tough. If you lose a million | | because Interactive EasyFlow messes up, | | it's you that's out the million, not | | us. If you don't like this disclaimer: | | tough. We reserve the right to do the | | absolute minimum provided by law, up to | | and including nothing. | | | | This is basically the same disclaimer | | that comes with all software packages, | | but ours is in plain English and theirs | | is in legalese. | | | | We didn't really want to include any | | disclaimer at all, but our lawyers | | insisted. We tried to ignore them but | | they threatened us with the attack | | shark at which point we relented. | | | | -- Haven Tree Software Limited, | \ "Interactive EasyFlow" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;