Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / To see the butcher slap the steak, \ | before he laid it on the block, and | | give his knife a sharpening, was to | | forget breakfast instantly. It was | | agreeable, too -- it really was -- to | | see him cut it off, so smooth and | | juicy. There was nothing savage in the | | act, although the knife was large and | | keen; it was a piece of art, high art; | | there was delicacy of touch, clearness | | of tone, skilful handling of the | | subject, fine shading. It was the | | triumph of mind over matter; quite. | | | \ -- Dickens, "Martin Chuzzlewit" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;