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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ To see the butcher slap the steak,     \
| before he laid it on the block, and    |
| give his knife a sharpening, was to    |
| forget breakfast instantly. It was     |
| agreeable, too -- it really was -- to  |
| see him cut it off, so smooth and      |
| juicy. There was nothing savage in the |
| act, although the knife was large and  |
| keen; it was a piece of art, high art; |
| there was delicacy of touch, clearness |
| of tone, skilful handling of the       |
| subject, fine shading. It was the      |
| triumph of mind over matter; quite.    |
|                                        |
\ -- Dickens, "Martin Chuzzlewit"        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;