Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Interfere? Of course we should \ | interfere! Always do what you're best | | at, that's what I say. | | | \ -- Doctor Who / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;