Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | "I'm on a seafood diet -- I see food | \ and I eat it." / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;