Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / ... faster BogoMIPS calculations (yes, \ | it now boots 2 seconds faster than it | | used to: we're considering changing the | | name from "Linux" to "InstaBOOT" | | | | -- Linus, in the announcement for | \ 1.3.26 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;