Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If he once again pushes up his sleeves \ | in order to compute for 3 days and 3 | | nights in a row, he will spend a | | quarter of an hour before to think | | which principles of computation shall | | be most appropriate. | | | | -- Voltaire, "Diatribe du docteur | \ Akakia" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;