Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / These download files are in Microsoft \ | Word 6.0 format. After unzipping, these | | files can be viewed in any text editor, | | including all versions of Microsoft | | Word, WordPad, and Microsoft Word | | Viewer | | | \ -- From Micro$oft / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;