Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex." \ | | | (Where there is no police, there is no | | speed limit.) | | | | -- Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann | \ (1971) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;