Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To everything there is a season, a time \ | for every pupose under heaven: A time | | to be born, and a time to die; A time | | to plant, and a time to pluck what is | | planted; A time to kill, and a time to | | heal; A time to break down, and a time | | to build up; A time to weep, and a time | | to laugh; A time to mourn, and a time | | to dance; A time to cast away stones, | | and a time to gather stones; A time to | | embrace, and a time to refrain from | | embracing; A time to gain, and a time | | to lose; A time to keep, and a time to | | throw away; A time to tear, and a time | | to sew; A time to keep silence, and a | | time to speak; A time to love, and a | | time to hate; A time of war, and a time | | of peace. | | | \ Ecclesiastes 3:1-9 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;