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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A mother mouse was taking her large     \
| brood for a stroll across the kitchen   |
| floor one day when the local cat, by a  |
| feat of stealth unusual even for its    |
| species, managed to trap them in a      |
| corner. The children cowered, terrified |
| by this fearsome beast, plaintively     |
| crying, "Help, Mother! Save us! Save    |
| us! We're scared, Mother!"              |
|                                         |
| Mother Mouse, with the hopeless valor   |
| of a parent protecting its children,    |
| turned with her teeth bared to the cat, |
| towering huge above them, and suddenly  |
| began to bark in a fashion that would   |
| have done any Doberman proud. The       |
| startled cat fled in fear for its life. |
|                                         |
| As her grateful offspring flocked       |
| around her shouting "Oh, Mother, you    |
| saved us!" and "Yay! You scared the cat |
| away!" she turned to them purposefully  |
| and declared, "You see how useful it is |
\ to know a second language?"             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;