Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A mother mouse was taking her large \ | brood for a stroll across the kitchen | | floor one day when the local cat, by a | | feat of stealth unusual even for its | | species, managed to trap them in a | | corner. The children cowered, terrified | | by this fearsome beast, plaintively | | crying, "Help, Mother! Save us! Save | | us! We're scared, Mother!" | | | | Mother Mouse, with the hopeless valor | | of a parent protecting its children, | | turned with her teeth bared to the cat, | | towering huge above them, and suddenly | | began to bark in a fashion that would | | have done any Doberman proud. The | | startled cat fled in fear for its life. | | | | As her grateful offspring flocked | | around her shouting "Oh, Mother, you | | saved us!" and "Yay! You scared the cat | | away!" she turned to them purposefully | | and declared, "You see how useful it is | \ to know a second language?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;