Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / In West Union, Ohio, No married man can \ | go flying without his spouse along at | | any time, unless he has been married | \ for more than 12 months. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;