Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Pittsburgh driver's test \ | | | (4) Exhaust gas is | | | | (a) beneficial. | | | | (b) not harmful. | | | | (c) toxic. | | | | (d) a punk band. | | | | The correct answer is (b). The meddling | | Washington eco-freak communist | | bureaucrats who say otherwise are | | liars. (Message to those who answered | | (d). Go back to California where you | | came from. Your kind are not welcome | \ here.) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;