Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The soldier came knocking upon the \ | queen's door. He said, "I am not | | fighting for you any more." The queen | | knew she had seen his face someplace | | before, And slowly she let him inside. | | | | He said, "I see you now, and you're so | | very young, But I've seen more battles | | lost than I have battles won, And I | | have this intuition that it's all for | | your fun. And now will you tell me | | why?" | | | | -- Suzanne Vega, "The Queen and The | \ Soldier" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;